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Harry, a 32-year-old Good Middle Class Graduate from a Good Middle Class Family™ looks up from his phone. His eyes move across the cramped rental flat to Fiona, his girlfriend of five years. Heās been thinking about starting a family for a while.
Later that evening, he tells her: āIāve done some maths ā we can just about afford to buy a gardenless 1.5 bed flat in Catford and have a baby, if we reduce our food budget.ā And theyāre the lucky ones. And yet, is that all his country has to offer them? Britainās answer to anyone who isnāt a home-owning pensioner today is, unfortunately, yes. The formerly normal aspiration to settle and start a family is out of reach for swathes of young people. A fundamental compact between conservative principles, and the party that is supposed to represent them, has been broken.
The next leader of the Conservative Party faces an economic emergency with few obvious solutions. Public finances remain in a dire state following an almost continuous stream of crises. The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) estimates that theĀ government has already spent as much as it did during the Financial Crash to support households through the current squeeze on living standards. House prices are a national disgrace, far exceeding historical trends on affordability and requiring decades of saving for average couples to even afford a deposit for a first home. Homeownership among the young has dwindled.
Britain tends to think of itself as an equal partner to countries such as France, the Netherlands and Germany in terms of incomes and living standards. This is a collective fantasy, which hasnāt been true for well over a decade. The reality shouldnāt be shocking, yet it remains so: Britainās incomes and living standards have fallen far behind what were its peer nations only 15 years ago. āAcross European countries, only households in Greece and Cyprus saw a worse performance between 2007 and 2018 than the UK,ā found the Resolution Foundation. On its third consecutive Tory prime minister, and about to select its fourth, Britain isnāt working.
Does this seem like the time for a middle of the road party leadership candidate offering more of the same, a contest in which candidates simply take turns to outbid each other with Boomer-pleasing tax cuts? Or does a radical programme with a fresh-faced advocate need to step forward? The Tory party no longer has the theatrics of Brexit or a disruptive global pandemic to distract from these systemic, structural failings. The tide has gone out, the party isnāt wearing any knickers, and nobody is impressed by what there is to see.
Because the reality is that Britainās national religion is no longer Anglican Christianity. It isnāt even the NHS. It is Pensionerism. Britain is a care home with a navy. And as the Baby Boomer cohort of voters ages, it is vital for the partyās long-term survival, not to mention morally just, for the party to begin mending the structural underpinnings of society that enable people to establish themselves and build families.
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