“Offered Business on England’s Worst Street” (Credit: @baldandbankrupt/YouTube)

What’s your deprivation fetish? Does the sight of a single mother pushing a pram with one hand while horsing down a Greggs sausage roll get you going? Perhaps the spectacle of a homeless person punting knocked-off earbuds on a street corner gets your blood up. Personally, nothing gets me in the mood quite like the sight of methadone being dispensed in a community pharmacy full of traumatised addicts sporting facial scars. Whatever your preferences, whether tales of gangland executions or prints of Eighties kids with rickets playing at the foot of boarded up tenements, in the UK, no penury kink is too shameful.
Nobody does poverty porn quite like the Brits. In the 2000s, it was The Jeremy Kyle Show, presenting the poor, vulnerable and imbecilic as circus freaks for the sport of a crowing audience of working-class viewers who couldn’t see the joke was on them. By the 2010s, with austerity in full swing, poverty porn evolved into a grittier reality-TV format, tracking the lives of various hapless protagonists in the lowest resolution possible, as they stumbled from pillar to post office. Today, in a cost of living crisis, poverty porn is once again mutating to save its own bacon, finding new life in unfamiliar forms where it lurks with rapacious intent, undetected by the untrained eye.
Its latest iterations take the form of news stories reporting tales of ingenious thrift in the face of skyward living costs and sanguine documentary films scored by stock, royalty-free piano. There, working-class presenters with little sociological grasp of the wider issues talk in sentimental platitudes about how sad, shocked, or angry they feel, bearing witness to the struggles of a permanent underclass — leaning into the well-worn televisual tropes which comprise poverty porn’s scope and aesthetic. Even well-meaning campaigners like Martin Lewis — whose endless tips on how we might save 7p a year by following 10,000 simple steps — fall within the genre which I will now attempt to formally define: any form of media that relies on poverty as a hook, while simultaneously failing to situate that poverty within a wider systemic context.
The latest submission to the UK penury porn canon is world-beating travel vlogger and YouTube sensation Bald and Bankrupt’s latest upload, “Offered Business on England’s Worst Street”: a 37-minute sociological gangbang in which Bankrupt — real name Benjamin Rich — titillates viewers by shooting BrewDog IPA-ridden loads all over the face of post-industrial Britain, in the form of clichéd drive-by analysis of how shit everything looks. “The shops they have here tell you everything about the state of the economy,” he says, on the standard rundown high street which has become shorthand for the UK’s managed decline. Yet he makes no attempt to elaborate on what that story might be. “We used to build things like this,” he exclaims, gesturing towards a building. “You can’t see a doctor, you can’t see a dentist,” one woman explains, with testimony which threatens to make the film slightly more engaging. Rich’s uncurious response: “That’s interesting, that’s interesting,” before cutting to the graffitied frontage of another derelict pub.
In this Vesuvian cum-shot of commentary, Rich leaves no stone unturned, no vandalised shutter unremarked upon, and no drug-addicted sex worker alone, in a one-man Durkheimian crusade to render the tell-tale signs of urban decay as one-dimensionally as is technically possible using the latest iPhone. There are so many opportunities throughout his journey from Plymouth to Birmingham and then Horden — the UK’s poorest town — to capture something other than the unbearable aesthetic noise of economic dereliction. But, sadly, Rich passes up the opportunity to dive deeper, and, in doing so, effortlessly embodies the vacuous reporting style that so often passes for journalism in the UK.
To get our jollies from porn, we must disengage the part of the brain which discerns truth from falsehood, and sometimes even right from wrong. Porn offers little but distraction and fleeting gratification and, like most media coverage of the topic of poverty, would be impossible to sit through if the ugly uncomfortable truths behind its production were placed front and centre.
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