Now is not the time to get sick. Buda Mendes/Getty Images

For most people, the festive period conjures up images of twinkling lights, family gatherings, and the warm fuzzy glow of over-indulgence. For the doctors and nurses on my A&E ward, it presents a rather different reality: one defined by constant fatigue, poignant tragedy and, on one occasion, a patient who decided to stick a jar of Marmite up his anus.
The chaos begins at the start of December, as Britainās party season swiftly takes its toll. And as a physician, itās the time of the year that I really feel like Iāve earned my stripes. Christmas is tough on the public and staff alike and my A&E will be an absolute fairground of drunken activity. Alcohol-related admissions rocket. I remember one year treating a rather self-important, high-profile barrister who arrived intoxicated and belligerent, treating us with the same contempt he might reserve for his opposing counsel. Fortunately (or not, as it would soon transpire), that quickly changed when, slouching in a three-piece chalk stripe suit, his nostrils enjoying a āwhite Christmasā of their own, his bowels got the better of him. A&E has a habit of being a great leveller.
Over the festive season, however, it also has a habit of witnessing Christmas in its cruellest incarnations. As any paramedic will tell you, alcohol consumption makes the roads increasingly treacherous; whatās often forgotten is that it can make life at home more dangerous too. According to police data, domestic violence incidents surge during the Christmas period. And frequently that spills over into A&E. Last year, on Boxing Day, a woman presented on our ward with a broken nose and an indentation in her cheek that bore a striking resemblance to a large signet ring.
Itās not just alcohol abuse that takes hold over Christmas; the grim consequences of drug-taking ā from cocaine-fuelled acts of violence to accidental and intended overdoses ā also increases. One of the worst cases Iāve ever seen took place a few years ago, when a heroin-addicted couple brought their baby into A&E just before Christmas. They were beside themselves with anguish. After injecting themselves the night before, they had come around to find their child rigid, cold and lifeless. An examination revealed that the baby, only a few months old, had choked on his own vomit. The parents could hardly speak; my colleagues and I ended our shifts numb. Nobody felt festive that year.
More often than not, it’s Christmas Day itself when the true essence of emergency medicine reveals itself. The patients who come in on the 25th generally need to be there. And treating their conditions is not for the faint-hearted. Iāve seen everything from massive heart attacks to brain haemorrhages ā often in patients who’ve been putting off symptoms for days because they didn’t want to āspoilā the familyās Christmas until itās too late.
Iāve also seen those who succumb to the rituals of Christmas itself. Burns from hot fat or blistering pans and falls from step ladders while hanging decorations are par for the course, as are small children swallowing Lego bricks. Some years ago, I had a patient who, while preparing the family turkey in flip-flops, slipped on her kitchen floor and sustained a severe ankle fracture. The result: six days in hospital waiting for the swelling to subside before surgery.
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