Hysterical? Medicine has long been dominated by masculine ideas. Credit: Oli Scarff/AFP/Getty

A doctor first came up with the idea of pushing a T-shaped contraption into a woman’s vagina over a century ago. Many would argue that the painful procedure to insert an IUD hasn’t advanced much in the intervening years. “I had to lean over the side of the ‘chair’ to throw up”; “I begged them to stop”; “worse than childbirth”; “My male consultant told me beforehand not to worry it’s just like a period pain”. After Lucy Cohen started a petition to insist women were given pain relief before the procedure, and Caitlin Moran wrote about her own painful experience, a tremendous chorus of women found their voices.
Naga Munchetty, admitted: “I screamed so loud my husband tried to find out what room I was in to make it stop… and fainted twice.” And yet the experts insist: “having a coil fitted should not hurt.” It’s hard to not to imagine how men would respond to a similar procedure. As Moran pointed out, compellingly, “If men had paper clips shoved up their willies, they’d be given morphine”.
This all shouldn’t really come as a surprise, though, when you consider the long history of women’s health in a man’s world. Despite her ability to give life, a woman’s body and aliments have long been constrained, objectified and often simply dismissed. As Elinor Cleghorn points out in her fascinating book Unwell Women: A Journey Through Medicine and Myth in a Man-Made World, “If you are a woman, you will encounter the kinds of gender biases that have been ingrained in medical culture and practice for centuries.” This includes misdiagnosis of serious illness, disbelief, dismissal and undiagnosed physical agony. Cleghorn herself experienced this after painfully suffering from Lupus for seven years before it was correctly diagnosed. She was dismissed by her physician as “hormonal”, among other things.
It was ever thus. Since records began — well, back in ancient Egypt, c1550BC — women’s health has been linked to the functioning of her uterus, and the equilibrium of her mind. One of the most common and disturbing historical theories concerning the womb and female illness is the phenomenon of the “wandering womb”: the belief that a woman’s womb literally moved around the body, suffocating her essential organs and destabilising her body and her mind, leading to hysteria (from the Greek “hysterikos,” meaning “of the womb”).
Symptoms attributed to ‘hysteria’ are noted in the Ebers Papyrus — one of the oldest and most important medical papyri of ancient Egypt. It describes seizures and panic attacks in women; the author determined that the uterus had shifted: dislodged from its natural place in the body causing a physical and emotional reaction from its host. In order to tempt it back into position, pleasant aromas were released at the opening of a woman’s vagina to coax the uterus back down the body. It is depressing to note Gwyneth Paltrow still advises women to do similar on her website Goop, asserting that they should “steam their vagina” for optimal vaginal wellness.
But vagina-steaming seems relatively innocuous when you consider some of the other cures for the “wandering womb”.
Back in Cos, a girl was found wandering the streets incoherent and distressed, sick with fever and hallucinating. Her panicked father whisked her to the nearest physician, desperate to cure her melancholy and pain. He was reassured that her illness was quite common: the girl had reached puberty and begun to menstruate. According to the physician, she was drowning in her own blood. As it flowed untempered throughout her body, it seeped into her senses, poisoning her body and her mind. His prescription? Marriage. Intercourse was the cure, for pregnancy would appease her wandering womb: a fulfilled womb was a content, compliant womb.
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