Tenet: high concept; utterly baffling

As a crime writer, I’m supposed to be able to follow thriller plots. (I’ve even presumed to teach plotting on creative writing courses.) But I often can’t. That doesn’t stop me from trying, though. During lockdown, since the cinema was closed, I acquired Amazon Prime and Netflix accounts and watched a succession of thrillers with my wife. And as the credits rolled, the same scenario would play out.
Me: “You enjoy that?”
Wife: “Yes.”
Pause.
Me: “But did you understand it?”
Wife: “Of course I did. Didn’t you?”
I’m a bit tired, frankly, of watching thrillers with my wife. She’s too complacent about plotting. “Oh, who cares how he found out where the villain lives?” she’ll say. “The fact is, he did find out.”
So this week I made —alone — my first visit to a cinema since March. I went to see Tenet, the action-packed blockbuster kickstarting filmgoing after lockdown. That said, I was one of about four people watching it in a huge auditorium. We’d all been reminded to wear face masks “except when eating and drinking”, so I bought a big bag of jelly babies.
Given my particular neurosis, it was asking for trouble to see the particular film. The director, Christopher Nolan, favours complicated high-concept plots. His Inception (2010) is about dreams; Memento (2000) plays about with chronology. I followed shreds of the plot in each case — enough to enjoy the spectacle, because Nolan’s films always look great.
Tenet concerns time travel, and my incomprehension was total, in part because whenever someone appeared to be explaining what was going on, I couldn’t hear them. The main explainer was Kenneth Branagh as the villain who is somehow in touch with the future. He delivers a long, possibly crucial, speech in a blustery wind on a racing catamaran — all the time without really opening his mouth. Explication is further inhibited by the fact that the characters — like the audience — often wear face masks, because when you go backwards in time, there’s no oxygen. (The effect is depressing: it’s as if the actors on screen don’t want to catch Covid from the audience.)
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